Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I understand how hurricane paths work

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

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I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

Why did my ex of 2 years move on so fast after he left me? Why does he act so cold towards me, and as if I don't exist?

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I don’t buy bullshit

Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I see through liars

I can count

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I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

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I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I have a reading level above third grade

Why do I keep dreaming of my mom, who recently passed away from cancer, still being sick and in pain?

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I actually pay taxes

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

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When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

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I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

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I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

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I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

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I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

Why do people keep saying they have evidence and have presented it that proves you're wrong even though they have none and haven't presented anything? Furthermore, what do they think you're wrong about?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

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I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I can read

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t cotton to rapists

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I have complete contempt for fakery

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”